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2004-11-14 - IsThisThingON? 2004-02-15 - �Let me 'splain." 2003-05-23 - Strangely Silent Sauce Speaks! 2003-05-14 - Busy SauceGuy, Short Update 2003-05-11 - Synopsis D�Sauce 2003-04-29 - Bear With DatSauce 2003-04-28 - Dear, Dear, Dear, Santa Part 2 2003-04-27 - Betty MuthaPhuckin�CrockHead 2003-04-26 - Just Desserts 2003-04-24 - Dear Sauce.... 2003-04-23 - As Requested� So Shush Already. Geez. 2003-04-22 - RantBoy Had To Leap Into The Fray 2003-04-21 - DaKiddo Takes DaCake 2003-04-20 - Parenting Without A Net--Wheee! 2003-04-19 - Sir Prized N� Sir Cease Continue To Flog Poetic Beast 2003-04-18 - Good Friday �Or-- Ferlinghetti Day DaSauce 2003-04-17 - Snippets R Us 2003-04-16 - Teats, Hooters, And The Food Bane Of Humanity? 2003-04-16 - Spanking Query 2003-04-15 - Surrealism Arrives On DaDoorstep With Baggage In Tow� 2003-04-14 - Lame Sauce Lives! 2003-04-13 - Don�t Diatribe! Just Transcribe? 2003-04-12 - Tempus Fugit �or� DaBoy Becomes A Kid 2003-04-11 - DaSauce=Bastard And Git? 2003-04-10 - An Entry Entirely Dedicated To GolfWidow 2003-04-09 - Da, Duh, DUH, Dopamine! 2003-04-07 - Smashed Potato Ala Sauce 2003-04-05 - Guesting In DaWest 2003-04-03 - Pain And Happy Circumstance�. 2003-04-01 - Taken Down By His Own Son 2003-03-30 - Avoidance Therapy--or--The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing 2003-03-24 - Oddly Oblique Moment DaSauce 2003-03-20 - Shock And Awwww--Shit? 2003-03-18 - The Words of Children 2003-03-16 - A Moment Of Truth For DaSauce 2003-03-15 - DaTestosterone Poisoning Continues, Act II� 2003-03-15 - Testosterone Poisoning 2003-03-14 - Yer Idiot Diarist Just Got Some Rather Late Breaking News� 2003-03-13 - DaSon�s Continued Siren Act and A Touch Of Tomorrow�s Stupidity 2003-03-13 - Damning The Stream �or�Rolling Stones Gather No Fun 2003-03-11 - DaPhallic Catapult Lobs Rocks! 2003-03-09 - Parenting For DumbAsses 2003-03-08 - Wise Noises From Little Boyses 2003-03-07 - 100 Words DaSauce Loves To Say Today 2003-03-06 - To The Nines �or�As The Odometer Rolls 2003-03-05 - A Bundle Of Flotsam N� Jetsam With A Side A�Sauce 2003-03-05 - That�s Entertainment? 2003-03-04 - Guess Who�s Coming To Dinner? 2003-03-03 - Boys Are Dumb As Bricks Or Why DaSauce Loves Trader Joes 2003-02-26 - Da Pause Dat Refreshes�And Dis Boy Has Big Paws 2003-02-25 - We Now Return You To Parenting And Introspection 2003-02-24 - Grammy Abuse 101 2003-02-23 - DaGood Wid DaBad 2003-02-22 - Do A Little Dance, Feel Tectonic Shove, Get Down Tonight 2003-02-21 - From His Lips To DaHairy Guy�s Ears 2003-02-20 - Civility Training 2003-02-19 - Continued Thanks To WhoEver You IS.... 2003-02-18 - Sauce Wants To Thank WhoEver She Is For.... 2003-02-17 - We Regret To Inform You� 2003-02-16 - Once Again, Sauce Proves That Boyz R Dum 2003-02-16 - Clutching At Straws Past 4AM 2003-02-15 - Bits, Pieces, And Random Feces 2003-02-13 - Earache My Eye, Steven Wright, Robertson DeBalled, And Those Who Swallow? 2003-02-12 - Pottering About Wid DaBoy 2003-02-11 - Nobody Expects The Girlish Imposition! 2003-02-10 - Nebulous Nincompoop�s Niggardly Natterings 2003-02-09 - Actus Interuptus --or-- Tough Cookies 2003-02-08 - DaSauce Deals With Hetero-Relationships In Three Parts--Act I 2003-02-08 - The AWOL Epistolarian Yesterday, 5 Feb 03 - Alternate Reality And Back 2003-02-06 - Alternate Reality And Back 2003-02-05 - Common Courtesy Squared ala Sauce 2003-02-05 - Wherein DaSauce Does A Little Michael Flathead Dance! 2003-02-04 - I Have This Strange Habit... 2003-02-03 - Sauce Soixante Neuf 2003-02-02 - Showing Loss Who DaBoss (DaBoy, Clearly.) 2003-02-02 - Innocence is Bliss 2003-02-01 - DaSauce Asks America, The Planet, N' NASA, Nicely... 2003-01-31 - Actual Boy-Introspection From DaSauce 2003-01-30 - Spewing Forth Wid DaSauce 2003-01-29 - DaSauce Gets Serious For A Moment And Asks Advice� 2003-01-29 - They Shit Me. They Shit Me Not. They Shit Me. They Shit� 2003-01-28 - Protecting DaKid From Reality For Now 2003-01-27 - Search For Your Wit shall be the whole of DaLaw 2003-01-26 - Send in DaClones--or--Cloning Around 2003-01-25 - Soup For All Occasions.... 2003-01-24 - Eponymous Monk 2003-01-23 - The Following Is A Test Of The Emergency Broadcast System 2003-01-22 - Don Juan DaKiddo 2003-01-21 - Flying Bits Of Random Content 2003-01-20 - Offal But Yummy 2003-01-19 - DaDad And Aunt Elizabeth 2003-01-18 - Not-So-Chilly, Yet, Willy-Nilly Notes From SoVerySoCal 2003-01-18 - Anniversary of Sorts: Half A Hundred �or-- One Month O� Madness 2003-01-17 - Spaghettis Slide Down Better With? 2003-01-17 - RingWorm Is Inya 2003-01-15 - Booo! Who. 2003-01-14 - Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima (not Nissan, Putz!) Culpa� 2003-01-13 - Hair of DaSauce or Hair Today Gone Tomorrow 2003-01-12 - Diatribe, Decomposition, Desk-Building, And DeNeighbors 2003-01-11 - Worthy Weekend Wonders 2003-01-10 - This Page.... 2003-01-09 - KidZoo Flu and Da Carpenter Jew 2003-01-08 - Hell Hath Frozen Over 2003-01-07 - DaSauce Explains All Males (really!) 2003-01-06 - Pneumatics and AsparaPiss 2003-01-05 - Would you, Could You With A Goat? 2003-01-05 - Primetime What?!? 2003-01-04 - Capricious Comments Come Clamoring 2003-01-04 - Erectile (T)Issues 2003-01-03 - DaSon Is A Major Chick Magnet 2003-01-03 - Absurdity just is... 2003-01-02 - Flushing DaSystem --Found An Email That Calls My Ass Saintlike 2003-01-02 - Music Soothes DaSavage Sauce 2003-01-01 - Primer On Pain.... 2003-01-01 - Do What With My Knees? 2002-12-31 - DisRobe, DatRobe, RobeNhood 2002-12-31 - Nothing Common About This Cold 2002-12-31 - Speedy Spanky Speaks 2002-12-30 - You Just Can't Make This Shit Up.... 2002-12-29 - And Thanks For All The Fish! 2002-12-29 - Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY! 2002-12-28 - A Bit of Friendly Lubrication 2002-12-28 - DaSauce Gets Caught Cheating On His Diary.... 2002-12-27 - Witch Doctors And Other Priests and Ministers... 2002-12-26 - GroovyGal Goes To The Zoo 2002-12-25 - Misc. Mumblings N' Musings 2002-12-25 - Dear, Dear, Dear, Santa.... 2002-12-24 - Bimbo Barbie Busts Brain 2002-12-23 - Pulling Piles O' Pork, Punkinhead! 2002-12-23 - Kumquat! 2002-12-22 - Employees Must Wash Genitals... 2002-12-22 - Snooty Poets Will Faint.... 2002-12-21 - Lip-Licking-Lard! 2002-12-21 - Cooking With The Boyz.... 2002-12-20 - The Strokes Can Just Stroke My.... 2002-12-20 - StupidSauceSeesSDSoon 2002-12-20 - No Playdates With Single Mommies From Sons Class 2002-12-20 - Where DaSauce Looks Confused For A Moment 2002-12-19 - Sauce Tries To Explain What IN-LOVE Means To Him 2002-12-19 - How This Oafish Boy Became An Only Parent 2002-12-19 - Frigging Tease 2002-12-18 - There had to be a first....

DaSauce Top Se7enStatHoz (DaTermIned By DaStats) 1. How This Oafish Boy Became An Only Parent 2. Erectile (T)Issues 3. DaSauce Explains All Males (really!) 4. Sauce Tries To Explain What IN-LOVE Means To Him 5. A Moment Of Truth For DaSauce 6. Would you, Could You With A Goat? 7. Sauce Soixante Neuf