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2003-03-18 --- 20:36

The Words of Children

�Dad? It was really cool of this chicken to give its life for us and be so tasty at the same time. I think it was a thoughtful chicken and if not thoughtful? It was very lucky to be so yummy.� �DaKiddo

�Whoa! That�s a computer in a keyboard pretending to be the vibes. Do you think that the guys�those John guys that did the album No! were hoping that I�d know that the sound they were pretending to make was vibes?� �DaSameBoy

[Internally last night on broadcast to the world: �Remember that mah daddy said to say, um�say this part, um, like Ah was strong an� smaht, and pretend Really hard that AH AM the president.�] �The danger is clear: Using chemical, biological or, one day, nuclear weapons obtained with the help of Iraq, the terrorists could fulfill their stated ambitions and kill thousands or hundreds of thousands of innocent people in our country or any other. The United States and other nations did nothing to deserve or invite this threat, but we will do everything to defeat it. Instead of drifting along toward tragedy, we will set a course toward safety.� --The Shrub.

[Unknown Sergeant at the border of Kuwait and Iraq up toward Basra, being interviewed on NPR or PRI this evening.] �We�re pretty happy, me and the guys, because, we get to get this stuff going. We didn�t want to sit out here all this time and not have a war. You know? Because, we just want to kick some ass and come home fast.� �A Child Who Has Never Been Shot At, And Clearly Doesn�t Understand That Avoiding Such IS A WIN.

[Walking past a storefront full of TeeVee�s with Iragi Women and Children Who had been press-ganged with threats of death to stand in front of cameras today waving weaponry.] �Dad. That is silly. Don�t they know that those guns are really dangerous and could hurt somebody or they could shoot themselves in the foot?� �DatSonO�Mine

[In an email yesterday to YerDiarist because of the previous day�s content. This is just one of the eight folks to date who have removed DaSauce from their buddy list as a result of Sunday�s entry.] �You are un-American. I have taken you off my favorites and I hope that the F.B.I. deports you." �Someone who clearly believes in a place that makes freedom of speech, the press, dissent, and the constitution of these United States UNAMERICAN as well.

[Internally last night while on broadcast to the world: �Fuckin� Frog Shithaids�The man who tol� me he�d only take the job if�n ah followed his orders and makes me call him boss? Dickie C.? He said to act �concerned� when Ah do this part. Well, damn... Shee-it. An' he explained what concerned means and ah forgot. Oh. Well� Here goes anyway. Ah�ll get this over and go play with mah dawgs.�] �For the last four and a half months, the United States and our allies have worked within the Security Council to enforce that council�s long-standing demands. Yet some permanent members of the Security Council have publicly announced that they will veto any resolution that compels the disarmament of Iraq. These governments share our assessment of the danger, but not our resolve to meet it.� �Dubya

[Internally last night while on broadcast to the world: "OK. Everybody said this was really a big part to get me reelected because Chevron has said I can�t be president ever again if I don�t say this right and look angry like I mean it.�] �And all Iraqi military and civilian personnel should listen carefully to this warning: In any conflict, your fate will depend on your actions. Do not destroy oil wells, a source of wealth that belongs to the Iraqi people. Do not obey any command to use weapons of mass destruction against anyone, including the Iraqi people. War crimes will be prosecuted, war criminals will be punished and it will be no defense to say, �I was just following orders.� �George W. Bush

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OK. After much thought, as this is the 90 day mark DaSauce, and time to re-up for another 90 or call off this Diary-thing� Your diarist is going to hang around for another ninety days and see if he can lose the rest of those who had favorited him in the past three months. Grin. Further, he is starting to limit the various points of access he had in the past, as taking the time to answer every note with a kind �Thanks or somesuch. �DatSauceGuy� and being available and polite and trying to answer all questions via Instant Messaging was starting to cut into the fulltime fatherhood/job/life portion. Hours of time were unfolding, and that can�t happen. So this will be 15 or so minutes a day plus reading all the BETTER diarists that YerSauce has favorited--even those that may have deleted HISASS. Those already in communication with ThisGoof will stay that way� just maybe a bit less? Thanks!

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Thanks for reading. Know that as Americans we have solid and inalienable rights to dissent� And it is part of the deal and OK to disagree, you know? YerSauce deeply disagrees with the reasons that our paid cronies and we are handling Iraq in the way we are. NO Sane human would disagree that Saddam is a complete phucking madman. He IS on a par with Stalin and Pol Pot for sheer inhumane, and if evil exists, completely evil intent.

But North Korea is a bigger danger (or was until tomorrow at 8 PM Eastern Standard Time.)

As a former member of the military and someone who believes with all his heart that ANYONE who takes a vow of service with hopes of bettering their country, themselves, and the lives of their families deserves UNFLINCHING SUPPORT (Unless The Shrub heads further down the GodTouting/MIGHTasRight/PatriotAct route and starts making more swastika-like noises, and then all bets are off. No one should support Goering-esque orders.) Thus, if DatSaucePerson were a praying guy, he�d be doing so heartily for those in harm�s way in the coming days� And he supports them with all his heart.

Thanks all.

--DatSauceOfReallyPissedAtShrubbieAndHisHandlersForPuttingUsHereNow

PS. More fluff soon. Promise.

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