Between the incredibly somber War-Thing, and The-Search-For-A-New-Gig-Thing, and a general attitude (novel at best) that has been A-Less-Than-Perky-Thing�there has been pure avoidance of DisDiary.

That isn�t to say that DaDairyLand Readers don�t deserve more from My Dumb Ass�� they do�and rather than just feeling somber YerDiarist is going to allow more moments of DaKiddo to shine through in the coming days.

Avoiding introspection should be swell for a bit. Grin.

So without further A-Doo-Doo, let�s grab a vignette from this morning, shall we?

While in the front yard playing with a Foxtail Ball Thingy� a neighbor (puke green house folks) wandered by�and in the midst of conversation managed to mention Billy Graham.

This sent a five-year-old ginger-haired child off on his own little gospel a-cappella version of The Persuasions Singing Frank Zappa�s The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing.

He started just before the mention of Billy Graham�and went all the way around through the tune again to prove he knew it.

And it rocked.

For a sampling of this tune, head to the weird link area and scroll down to Meek and chose your flavor of player.

[Quick aside? The near-elderly neighbor just looked shocked on the completion of the tune and wandered off mumbling to himself.]

As he is five, there have been some Sauce-Trained edits in the body of the tune (kids are gullible�and you can convince them that the actual words in a song they listen to are different from those sung.)

So� any brackets you see in the following tune are DaBoy-Flavored-Words and those will be followed by the real words.

Lyrics and Music By Frank Zappa�As Done By The Persuasions:

The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing

[In verse order sung by DatSonPerson�Imagine A Piping Young Voice]

Eat that pork

Eat that ham

Laugh till ya choke

On Billy Graham

Moses, Aaron 'n Abraham...

They're all a waste of time

'N it's yer [butt] ass that's on the line

(IT'S YER [BUTT] ASS THAT'S ON THE LINE)

Do what you wanna

Do what you will

Just don't mess up

Your neighbor's thrill

'N when you pay the bill

Kindly leave a little tip

And help the next poor sucker

On his one way trip...

SOME TAKE THE BIBLE�.

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[Restart]

Some take the bible

For what it's worth

When it says that the meek

Shall inherit the Earth

Well, I heard that some sheik

Has bought New Jersey last week

'N you suckers ain't gettin' nothin'

Is Hare Rama really wrong

If you wander around

With a napkin on

With a bell on a stick

An' your hair is all gone...

(The geek shall inherit nothin')

You say yer life's a bum deal

'N yer up against the wall...

Well, people, you ain't even got no

Deal at all

'Cause what they do

In Washington

They just takes care

of NUMBER ONE

An' NUMBER ONE ain't YOU

You ain't even NUMBER TWO

Those Jesus Freaks

Well, they're friendly but

The [stuff] shit they believe

Has got their minds all shut

An' they don't even care

When the church takes a cut

Ain't it bleak when you got so much

nothin'

(So whaddya do)

Eat that pork

Eat that ham

Laugh till ya choke

On Billy Graham

Moses, Aaron 'n Abraham...

They're all a waste of time

'N it's yer [butt] ass that's on the line

(IT'S YER [BUTT] ASS THAT'S ON THE LINE)

Do what you wanna

Do what you will

Just don't mess up

Your neighbor's thrill

'N when you pay the bill

Kindly leave a little tip

And help the next poor sucker

On his one way trip...

SOME TAKE THE BIBLE...