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2004-11-14 - IsThisThingON?
2004-02-15 - “Let me 'splain."
2003-05-23 - Strangely Silent Sauce Speaks!
2003-05-14 - Busy SauceGuy, Short Update
2003-05-11 - Synopsis D’Sauce
2003-04-29 - Bear With DatSauce
2003-04-28 - Dear, Dear, Dear, Santa Part 2
2003-04-27 - Betty MuthaPhuckin’CrockHead
2003-04-26 - Just Desserts
2003-04-24 - Dear Sauce....
2003-04-23 - As Requested… So Shush Already. Geez.
2003-04-22 - RantBoy Had To Leap Into The Fray
2003-04-21 - DaKiddo Takes DaCake
2003-04-20 - Parenting Without A Net--Wheee!
2003-04-19 - Sir Prized N’ Sir Cease Continue To Flog Poetic Beast
2003-04-18 - Good Friday –Or-- Ferlinghetti Day DaSauce
2003-04-17 - Snippets R Us
2003-04-16 - Teats, Hooters, And The Food Bane Of Humanity?
2003-04-16 - Spanking Query
2003-04-15 - Surrealism Arrives On DaDoorstep With Baggage In Tow…
2003-04-14 - Lame Sauce Lives!
2003-04-13 - Don’t Diatribe! Just Transcribe?
2003-04-12 - Tempus Fugit –or– DaBoy Becomes A Kid
2003-04-11 - DaSauce=Bastard And Git?
2003-04-10 - An Entry Entirely Dedicated To GolfWidow
2003-04-09 - Da, Duh, DUH, Dopamine!
2003-04-07 - Smashed Potato Ala Sauce
2003-04-05 - Guesting In DaWest
2003-04-03 - Pain And Happy Circumstance….
2003-04-01 - Taken Down By His Own Son
2003-03-30 - Avoidance Therapy--or--The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing
2003-03-24 - Oddly Oblique Moment DaSauce
2003-03-20 - Shock And Awwww--Shit?
2003-03-18 - The Words of Children
2003-03-16 - A Moment Of Truth For DaSauce
2003-03-15 - DaTestosterone Poisoning Continues, Act II…
2003-03-15 - Testosterone Poisoning
2003-03-14 - Yer Idiot Diarist Just Got Some Rather Late Breaking News…
2003-03-13 - DaSon’s Continued Siren Act and A Touch Of Tomorrow’s Stupidity
2003-03-13 - Damning The Stream –or—Rolling Stones Gather No Fun
2003-03-11 - DaPhallic Catapult Lobs Rocks!
2003-03-09 - Parenting For DumbAsses
2003-03-08 - Wise Noises From Little Boyses
2003-03-07 - 100 Words DaSauce Loves To Say Today
2003-03-06 - To The Nines –or—As The Odometer Rolls
2003-03-05 - A Bundle Of Flotsam N’ Jetsam With A Side A’Sauce
2003-03-05 - That’s Entertainment?
2003-03-04 - Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner?
2003-03-03 - Boys Are Dumb As Bricks Or Why DaSauce Loves Trader Joes
2003-02-26 - Da Pause Dat Refreshes—And Dis Boy Has Big Paws
2003-02-25 - We Now Return You To Parenting And Introspection
2003-02-24 - Grammy Abuse 101
2003-02-23 - DaGood Wid DaBad
2003-02-22 - Do A Little Dance, Feel Tectonic Shove, Get Down Tonight
2003-02-21 - From His Lips To DaHairy Guy’s Ears
2003-02-20 - Civility Training
2003-02-19 - Continued Thanks To WhoEver You IS....
2003-02-18 - Sauce Wants To Thank WhoEver She Is For....
2003-02-17 - We Regret To Inform You…
2003-02-16 - Once Again, Sauce Proves That Boyz R Dum
2003-02-16 - Clutching At Straws Past 4AM
2003-02-15 - Bits, Pieces, And Random Feces
2003-02-13 - Earache My Eye, Steven Wright, Robertson DeBalled, And Those Who Swallow?
2003-02-12 - Pottering About Wid DaBoy
2003-02-11 - Nobody Expects The Girlish Imposition!
2003-02-10 - Nebulous Nincompoop’s Niggardly Natterings
2003-02-09 - Actus Interuptus --or-- Tough Cookies
2003-02-08 - DaSauce Deals With Hetero-Relationships In Three Parts--Act I
2003-02-08 - The AWOL Epistolarian
Yesterday, 5 Feb 03 - Alternate Reality And Back
2003-02-06 - Alternate Reality And Back
2003-02-05 - Common Courtesy Squared ala Sauce
2003-02-05 - Wherein DaSauce Does A Little Michael Flathead Dance!
2003-02-04 - I Have This Strange Habit...
2003-02-03 - Sauce Soixante Neuf
2003-02-02 - Showing Loss Who DaBoss (DaBoy, Clearly.)
2003-02-02 - Innocence is Bliss
2003-02-01 - DaSauce Asks America, The Planet, N' NASA, Nicely...
2003-01-31 - Actual Boy-Introspection From DaSauce
2003-01-30 - Spewing Forth Wid DaSauce
2003-01-29 - DaSauce Gets Serious For A Moment And Asks Advice…
2003-01-29 - They Shit Me. They Shit Me Not. They Shit Me. They Shit…
2003-01-28 - Protecting DaKid From Reality For Now
2003-01-27 - Search For Your Wit shall be the whole of DaLaw
2003-01-26 - Send in DaClones--or--Cloning Around
2003-01-25 - Soup For All Occasions....
2003-01-24 - Eponymous Monk
2003-01-23 - The Following Is A Test Of The Emergency Broadcast System
2003-01-22 - Don Juan DaKiddo
2003-01-21 - Flying Bits Of Random Content
2003-01-20 - Offal But Yummy
2003-01-19 - DaDad And Aunt Elizabeth
2003-01-18 - Not-So-Chilly, Yet, Willy-Nilly Notes From SoVerySoCal
2003-01-18 - Anniversary of Sorts: Half A Hundred –or-- One Month O’ Madness
2003-01-17 - Spaghettis Slide Down Better With?
2003-01-17 - RingWorm Is Inya
2003-01-15 - Booo! Who.
2003-01-14 - Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima (not Nissan, Putz!) Culpa…
2003-01-13 - Hair of DaSauce or Hair Today Gone Tomorrow
2003-01-12 - Diatribe, Decomposition, Desk-Building, And DeNeighbors
2003-01-11 - Worthy Weekend Wonders
2003-01-10 - This Page....
2003-01-09 - KidZoo Flu and Da Carpenter Jew
2003-01-08 - Hell Hath Frozen Over
2003-01-07 - DaSauce Explains All Males (really!)
2003-01-06 - Pneumatics and AsparaPiss
2003-01-05 - Would you, Could You With A Goat?
2003-01-05 - Primetime What?!?
2003-01-04 - Capricious Comments Come Clamoring
2003-01-04 - Erectile (T)Issues
2003-01-03 - DaSon Is A Major Chick Magnet
2003-01-03 - Absurdity just is...
2003-01-02 - Flushing DaSystem --Found An Email That Calls My Ass Saintlike
2003-01-02 - Music Soothes DaSavage Sauce
2003-01-01 - Primer On Pain....
2003-01-01 - Do What With My Knees?
2002-12-31 - DisRobe, DatRobe, RobeNhood
2002-12-31 - Nothing Common About This Cold
2002-12-31 - Speedy Spanky Speaks
2002-12-30 - You Just Can't Make This Shit Up....
2002-12-29 - And Thanks For All The Fish!
2002-12-29 - Sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY!
2002-12-28 - A Bit of Friendly Lubrication
2002-12-28 - DaSauce Gets Caught Cheating On His Diary....
2002-12-27 - Witch Doctors And Other Priests and Ministers...
2002-12-26 - GroovyGal Goes To The Zoo
2002-12-25 - Misc. Mumblings N' Musings
2002-12-25 - Dear, Dear, Dear, Santa....
2002-12-24 - Bimbo Barbie Busts Brain
2002-12-23 - Pulling Piles O' Pork, Punkinhead!
2002-12-23 - Kumquat!
2002-12-22 - Employees Must Wash Genitals...
2002-12-22 - Snooty Poets Will Faint....
2002-12-21 - Lip-Licking-Lard!
2002-12-21 - Cooking With The Boyz....
2002-12-20 - The Strokes Can Just Stroke My....
2002-12-20 - StupidSauceSeesSDSoon
2002-12-20 - No Playdates With Single Mommies From Sons Class
2002-12-20 - Where DaSauce Looks Confused For A Moment
2002-12-19 - Sauce Tries To Explain What IN-LOVE Means To Him
2002-12-19 - How This Oafish Boy Became An Only Parent
2002-12-19 - Frigging Tease
2002-12-18 - There had to be a first....

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