Tonight DaBoy noted that he had met a kid from another class with the name Hunter. He wondered why someone would call a baby hunter. Did he get a gun in the deal when he was born? Further, he wanted to know if folks named their kids Gatherer.

It took everything DatSauceGuy had not to laugh.

Your diarist is living with a midget, and-yet-polite Steven Wright.

Even though the boy was in pain, we still listened to the CD Three of Potter Book One, and part of Four.

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DatSauceGuy doesn�t spend a whole lot of time reading bumperstickers�this is mostly because he doesn�t much care if Radio Stations like LaRaza have fewer commercials, he rarely wants to think about the Green Party Dicks that gave us The Shrub, and yet, still sport Nader patches on their car�and he really, really, really doesn�t want to see the whole pictures of aborted fetuses shit from folks who would never take in the unwanted kids they think should be born. Um. I AM PRO-LIFE. Thus, I�d prefer that kids who have to raise themselves with the lovely new .50 cal handguns from Smith&Killin� not be born if their folks can�t take care of themselves and are kind enough to put themselves through the hell that is abortion to avoid bringing someone they can�t take care of into the world. I�d really like to see pro-lifer-self-labeled phucks become Pro-Christian-Love. They could start by loving gay-folk, whores, other shades of melanin, and their own children. DICKS! [Oh. Yeah. Those of you who normally respond that they will pray for my soul as it rots in hell? Read the writings of Christ. I am not even a Christian�but I have read everything that gent is reputed to have said, and I agree wholeheartedly with him. Thus, until you read and Grok the shit that he/He/HEEE, um, nailed down for you? If there�s a hell, it�s Maitre D� has a reservation for your sad ass.]

Wow, that was a serious digression around the WhyDaSauceDoesn'tReadDem/whole bumper sticker thing.

Sorry. [Sheepish about the quality rant.]

So, today your SauceOfObliviousAboutBannersOnCars saw a bumper-sticker that was not only really funny but, apropos. [And probably not news to anyone else.]

I had noticed all the Suck stickers a few years back.

Rich People Suck. Mean People Suck. Pat Robertson People Suck And We Aren�t So Sad That Their Leader Is Soon To Lose His Already Wimpy Balls To Prostate Cancer. And on.

But I had never seen a lovely natural brunette person with a huge smile drive by in a Volvo with the sticker (in the same square style of the aforementioned units,) Nice People Swallow.

I almost wanted to catch back up with her, smile, and wave and point at her (ahem,) bumper. But that woulda been kinda creepy.

Good text, that.

--DaSauceWondersAbout�Edited. TMI. Redone Below as a PS.

PS. Remind YerSauce to mention his first experience with a Female Ejaculatrix-Type-Human In Such A Way That IT DOES NOT ICK�Soon.

PPS. There are a few folks that have been due to get upgraded to Fave D�Sauce Status of Late� and Mea Culpa. Soon, come? Melii, Jehsika, and others? Very soon. Sorry. Busy.

Night.