For a long time, DaKiddo would (when asked what the heck he just said, if I didn't understand him?) just say "I panicked." He thought it was hilarious after having me yell Burma! at odd moments.

And, (here comes a massive surprise) DatSauceGuy? Pees in the shower. First, piss is sterile. Second, it goes down the drain, third he never manages to whiz on his feets and even if he did IT IS THE FRIGGING SHOWER and this boy is about to get clean, and fourthly? It feels good to be part of the running water. Become one with your shower. The shower is an honorary water brother. Drink deep.

So there.

Happy Birthday GolfWidow!