[And before you read any further remember that your intrepid diarist of record, is 6’4”/225 lbs, has a bunch of Gonzo Parent Steel Bits in his left ear, and remains a Seriously White Boy Looking Bitch.]OK.
DatSauceGuy has mentioned his completely-beyond-all-reason technology-jones, yes?
And as he is forever and always in the Make Things That Let Folks Kill Shit On Screen Biz (that videogame gig-thang?) he can Write the various useless, non-living, probably-soul-sucking bits of circuit board and light Off his goddamned Taxes that contribute to John “Gonna Trample Your Bill O’ Rights” Ashcroft’s ability to pay for his overly tight-ass (and probably pink with flowers) underwear? [NOW THAT, READERS-DaSauce WAS A POORLY CONSTRUCTED SENTENCE! You only wish that you could do worse. Do not try this on your own. Let a seasoned professional do the keyboard driving. Sauce is the English killing masta when he wants to be… promise.]
It would seem a bit silly to get excited over a thing, especially a dumb expensive electron-pulling thing, right?
But, but, but, but….
Your scribbler of nonsensical textual intercourse is dancing in his chair and when he finishes this entry, he’ll probably high-kick his Hetero-WASP-Like butt down the hallway.
[“Enough, already. Why?” Sez you, looking dubious and knowing that the send-up is not going to be worth having read the previous.]
[“Geez. Killjoy-phuckers. I’ll tell you.” Sez I, still doing the orifice-chair boogie.]
Your SauceBoy got a Big-Ass Widescreen 24” LCD for his bedroom that does a pimping Mo’Fo’ 1920X1440 resolution (which is enough for 1080 progressive scan.) WhoooHOOOOO!
Now.
If there were only something fun on DaBoobToob tonight.
Here are the HighDef choices (like you give a half a rewarmed-but-squeezed-out-of-Ashcroft’s-High-Pressure-Sphincter-Turd?):
8:00/7:00 PM ET/CT
My Wife And Kids
"Jr.'s Risky Business (Part 1)"
720p HD/5.1
8:30/7:30 PM ET/CT
George Lopez
"The Valentine's Day Massacre"
720p HD/5.1
8:00/7:00 PM ET/CT
ALL NEW!
ED
"The Case"
1080i HD
10:00/9:00 PM ET/CT
LAW & ORDER
"UNDER GOD"
10pm 2003-02-05 ALL NEW!
11:35/10:35 PM ET/CT
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Tonight’s Guests
*Jesse Ventura - MSNBC
* Luke Wilson - Old School
* Kasey Chambers
1080i HD
WAIT! HOLD THE FREAKING PRESSES!
There is Hockey ON HD-Net.
I should send Mark Cuban a love letter, but he is a toad—and if I were a dame, I’d still think his ass was UGLY…. Even with his five or eight billion bucks in the bank. But he is showing LIVE Widescreen High Def. NHL Hockey in honor of my new monitor! YAY!
8:30 PM ET / 5:30 PM PT * LIVE! *
NHL Hockey
St. Louis Blues @ Dallas Stars--1080i
OK, My son may have to get his own dinner and sing his own lullaby and he isn’t allowed to watch TeeVee on a school night, so he can sit in his room.
[Close-Caption For the Humor Impaired… That was a gag. My son, ALWAYS and FOREVER gets precedence.]
---DaSauceGetsToPlayWidANewToy!
