[And before you read any further remember that your intrepid diarist of record, is 6�4�/225 lbs, has a bunch of Gonzo Parent Steel Bits in his left ear, and remains a Seriously White Boy Looking Bitch.]OK.
DatSauceGuy has mentioned his completely-beyond-all-reason technology-jones, yes?
And as he is forever and always in the Make Things That Let Folks Kill Shit On Screen Biz (that videogame gig-thang?) he can Write the various useless, non-living, probably-soul-sucking bits of circuit board and light Off his goddamned Taxes that contribute to John �Gonna Trample Your Bill O� Rights� Ashcroft�s ability to pay for his overly tight-ass (and probably pink with flowers) underwear? [NOW THAT, READERS-DaSauce WAS A POORLY CONSTRUCTED SENTENCE! You only wish that you could do worse. Do not try this on your own. Let a seasoned professional do the keyboard driving. Sauce is the English killing masta when he wants to be� promise.]
It would seem a bit silly to get excited over a thing, especially a dumb expensive electron-pulling thing, right?
But, but, but, but�.
Your scribbler of nonsensical textual intercourse is dancing in his chair and when he finishes this entry, he�ll probably high-kick his Hetero-WASP-Like butt down the hallway.
[�Enough, already. Why?� Sez you, looking dubious and knowing that the send-up is not going to be worth having read the previous.]
[�Geez. Killjoy-phuckers. I�ll tell you.� Sez I, still doing the orifice-chair boogie.]
Your SauceBoy got a Big-Ass Widescreen 24� LCD for his bedroom that does a pimping Mo�Fo� 1920X1440 resolution (which is enough for 1080 progressive scan.) WhoooHOOOOO!
Now.
If there were only something fun on DaBoobToob tonight.
Here are the HighDef choices (like you give a half a rewarmed-but-squeezed-out-of-Ashcroft�s-High-Pressure-Sphincter-Turd?):
8:00/7:00 PM ET/CT
My Wife And Kids
"Jr.'s Risky Business (Part 1)"
720p HD/5.1
8:30/7:30 PM ET/CT
George Lopez
"The Valentine's Day Massacre"
720p HD/5.1
8:00/7:00 PM ET/CT
ALL NEW!
ED
"The Case"
1080i HD
10:00/9:00 PM ET/CT
LAW & ORDER
"UNDER GOD"
10pm 2003-02-05 ALL NEW!
11:35/10:35 PM ET/CT
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Tonight�s Guests
*Jesse Ventura - MSNBC
* Luke Wilson - Old School
* Kasey Chambers
1080i HD
WAIT! HOLD THE FREAKING PRESSES!
There is Hockey ON HD-Net.
I should send Mark Cuban a love letter, but he is a toad�and if I were a dame, I�d still think his ass was UGLY�. Even with his five or eight billion bucks in the bank. But he is showing LIVE Widescreen High Def. NHL Hockey in honor of my new monitor! YAY!
8:30 PM ET / 5:30 PM PT * LIVE! *
NHL Hockey
St. Louis Blues @ Dallas Stars--1080i
OK, My son may have to get his own dinner and sing his own lullaby and he isn�t allowed to watch TeeVee on a school night, so he can sit in his room.
[Close-Caption For the Humor Impaired� That was a gag. My son, ALWAYS and FOREVER gets precedence.]
---DaSauceGetsToPlayWidANewToy!
