Sucks: Tabasco Sauce�.this shit is like the overly oaky and wimpy chardonnay of the hot sauce world�and that a white wine for a red wine drinker. Shudder.

OK: Chelsea Clinton�because this gal took it in the arse from the press at a time when ones ego is most fragile and has prospered anyway. They called her the chin-less wonder at 13? Damn. That�s tough. And the part where her dad was getting knobber from someone a couple years her senior�that had to be a bitch. Instead today she is getting well-schooled, well-paid and showing up in places with her boyfriend in a thin-tee and showing the world her nipples. Go Chelsea.

Just Wrong: The Shrub�s idiot double troubles. These two dames fell off the melon wagon in more ways that you can shake a dick at� What happened to Grandma Bush in the genetic pool, eh?

Wheeee!: Thinking about restarting relationships as there are huge piles of prospects out there in DaBigBadWorld, and the idea is lovely.

Shit!: Thinking about restarting relationships because odds are fair that when making a leap of faith that includes another person? Someone is going to get hurt�no matter how wonderful and careful the couple is when it comes to trying to avoid pain for one another.

DoubleShit!: When you already have a libido that lives in the Napali heights region, and it heads for Everest because of the thought�and now you wanna walk around humping legs.

Yay! Taking DaBoy out and playing him hard in a park for a number of days in a row to be sure that his ass is properly exorcized (as spelled.)

Boo!: Bumped heads with big lumps from doing silly ass shit on slides, big tears, face full of sand.

Nice: Fathers who can still scoop up their boys and just hold them til the sobs fade, ask what hurts, brush the sand out of their mouth, have fresh water at the ready� and carry them back to the bench. Not because their kiddo was hurt badly but because of the joy of being loved when you are hurting.

Not So: Dads who keep checking your eyes and make you put that cold-ass-ice-pack on the back of your noggin on a twenty-on, twenty-off, twenty-on basis for a couple of hours. �This is worse than the lump, dad!�

Great: The new and deeply thoughtful FreeBlog�And finally finding something to disagree with Free about as there was way, way, way too much congruence action happening between what DatSauceGuy read and what was in his head.

Poopy: The part where DatSauceGuy figures out how to comment on the page itself and agree or state his case on why he thinks Free is (partially) wrong about the Death Penalty and Gun Rights.

Fun!: Someone calling My Dumb Ass� Funny and Sexy in their comments for their faves list�

Scary: Knowing I am just an oafish boy who has his moments in both departments.

Hilarious: Coverage of Tatu�s 4th week on the top of the Euro-Charts complaining that they are targeting the Dirty Old Man Market with their Lesbian kisses and their SkooLGurL outfits. Hey! Asswipes? They are targeting The Almost Every Man Market, and half the dames DaSauce knows as well if it is just the look and the act, cuz it ain't the museless-ICK. P.T. Phrigging Barnum must be doing happy spins in his grave over this one.

NotFunny: Another priest in Florida showing up (naked, fat, elderly and looking for youth) on a gay personals site. Um, Il Papa? Yer, Coney HatNess? Shaky Pole Pope Guy with his band of Cardinal Crunches? Youse guys need a clue. Anyone who says that they are not going to have sexual thoughts and act on them for the rest of their lives is a bent cookie. Straight/Gay/Bi/Omni/Plushy or otherwise. GOT IT ASSHOLES?