This headline was seen: Adult aggression, children�s TV tied

Now, YerSauce had an immediate and visceral reaction to the headline.

It went something like this�

Shit, yeah! No wonder! I HATE PHUCKING CHILDREN�S TELEVISION.

No wonder adults get aggressive when watching it. ONE MORE EPISODE OF TELETUBBIES OR WIGGLIES OR MAY-THE-LYON�S-GROUP-BE-DAMNED BARNEY and DatSauceGuy would have beat something up, burned it down when done and pissed on the remains as well!

That shit makes me want to kill.

On reading the article, it was about children who watch deeply violent content being aggressive as adults.

That folks is false advertising, and sounds like another thrice-goddamned-no-shitter anyway.

Read that headline?

Either way, it was another DUH moment in the reading of our media�s drivel.

Kids are supertasters�everything tastes stronger to them and this works emotionally, intellectually, and tactilely, as well as aurally, and orally.

Dumbasses. And dumbass parents. Did DaSauce mention DUMBASSES?!?

So watching ADULT TV with graphic scenes of gruesome flying giblets, with real and emotional torture, and pain hurts the little ones? Say it ain�t so.

The whole thing just seems deeply anti-intuitive of those idiot individuals who are rearing our next little pile of wife-beating, husband-beating, Cops-Watching, ass-kickers.

Where the phuck did they get the parents who would put their kids through that long-term scientific study anyway? Crack-alley? Here�s a rock Mrs. Berkowitz, sit over there. We are controlling your child�s television consumption.

It doesn�t take a rocket scientist to understand that without proper context and input...a kid will be an adult without the normal-abilities-for/use-of common-courtesy, anger-management, and loving-kindness.

The Waldorf School my little boy attends bans TEEVEE. Totally. That�seems a bit outside the boundaries of sanity as well.

My little guy gets no TOOB on school nights, and on the weekend he can watch some edu-travel on HD NET or PBS KIDS or Noggin�s reruns of Bill Nye. All courtesy of DaTiVo and often with his dad at his side to discuss and critique the content.

But, yeah� Parents who play Birthday Party, Laibach, Slim Shady or Suicidal Tendencies at high db levels for their toddlers will probably be the next study.

And then we�ll see how kids who are fed high doses of Cayenne Pepper--periodically switched-up with Alum--in their Formula do�

From there it is another lengthy touch deprivation study because playpen kids work out like a phrigging dream.

Asswipes.

--SauceOfSillyStudiesPartTwo