DatSauceGuy is thankful that you (as future Relationship ala Sauce...see yesterday for the intro, it seemed dumb to reprint,) either helplessly enjoy or can cope with someone who:

� Remains Childlike, and knows the difference between that and Childish.

� Can retain the knowledge that part of being in the videogame business means actually playing games and competitors goods�and this actually, while sometimes fun, constitutes work�and is often less fun than could be imagined depending upon the title.

� Often uses up his gregarious nature at work and needs to nest at home. Being deeply outgoing and having a finite battery that powers such is unusual�this isn�t to say he wouldn�t have time for you, but it is a note that additional social obligations often feel like Work as a result.

� Is a guy who has a serious problem�something about sex begetting more sex. Frequent carnal relations make My Dumb Ass� hornier. Go figure.

� Really is a combo of part-time dom/top and hapless/hopeless romantic�which actually fits if you can believe such.

� Plans on writing for a living from wherever eventually�and this may make for a busy second job at home until then.

� Is apt to spend what he makes and make more to deal with such�until he can figure out how to grow up there.

� Loves Books. Really loves them. Prefers them to many things. Many, many things�and thus television and films often lose out to them. Would love a partner who could lay around reading with him, and periodically just reach out and offer a hullo-touch.

� Believes with all his heart that common courtesy, loving-kindness, and sometimes feeble and male-attempts at being more empathic, are the best things he can bring to a relationship.

� Well. That and the knowledge that he kisses like he loves.

� Walks around as a combination of sarcastic-jaded-phuck and rose-colored-goggle-wearer. Sometimes this results in conversations like, �So. Our president is an Extra-Bright 25 watt lightbulb�Hang on! Damn! Use a blinker dickhead� Oh. Man. Did you see that hawk? What a beaut!�

� Thinks that making incredible meals counts for as much effort as YOU cleaning up the scum-pit he created in the kitchen in the process. [Actually, he is sometimes cognizant of this problem and remembers to clean a bit behind himself as things progress.]

� Is probably going to be worried about excessive drinking on the part of an S.O. due to his last experience in that region�but will try not to count booze units consumed as best he can.

� Is deeply skeptical about things he can�t see, hear, touch, and yet, loves to imagine possibilities.

� Thus he thinks that horrorscopes are a pile of shit, but laughs with folks about them as they are designed to be on target no matter who/what you are.

� Internally thinks he resembles little bits O' Edgar Rice Burroughs, Richard Phillips Feynman and King Kong?

� Has a smart mouth and thinks he is worth the bother.

� Loves his pre-existing condition more than anything else in the world, but knows the difference between loving a son and loving a female and knows (even more) that there is plenty of both types of love to be had, always.

� Expects to find someone who does not wanna play Mommy to his little boy�but rather just hopes to become a good friend, and if love occurs, that would be cool as well.

� Remains one of the most talkative and yet sometimes quiet persons on the planet�and knows that some silences don�t need to be filled.

� Is not sure if he�ll spend more time talking or touching�and doesn�t mind a deep mix of both (and almost said talking or Phucking and decided to mix that with the fact that he loves to brush hair, shampoo, rub someone to sleep, wake someone gently or in odd ways, fondle anywhichway possible�even at inappropriate moments, and generally yammer about whatever, and often in a sophomoric manner along the way.)

� Still hopes to surpass his record for number of causes/assists in the orgasms-in-a-row-category (but doesn�t require it�and knows that it sounds like bragging and promises that it isn�t but it is nice to have something silly to strive for�) Besides, seeing a partner, as a quivering mess that you helped create is such a wonder and a lark!

� This could go on for weeks, ask away should you wish�

Cutting this off now, and thanking Whoever The Phuck She Is For Her Odd Qualities Tomorrow as Imma still sore from the muscle pull.

A hint from tomorrow?

� She can understand and not feel unloved if he gets sexually greedy�because the physical and mental sharing of love means more to him than orgasm�and thus sometimes he passes a point of too-much-stimulation and can�t, but doesn�t care in the least. This can make a partner feel undesirable if they don�t GROK his view of the act. Besides, a boy�s orgasm is sooo transitory�and all those nerve endings really PREFER TIME IN THE ACT to any absolute need for SPLOOGE. [Sorry.]